What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• How would you define love?
• What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
• Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
• I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?
• Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
• Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
• Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?
• What are 10 interesting facts about you?
• What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
• Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
• What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?
• What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?